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Titty Fucking Satan
00:40
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This was originally a bait and switch, I wanted the album to look like a shitty black metal album at first then devolve into something else. Pretty sure I just ripped off a Darkthrone riff
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Bleed Cum
00:32
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I don't really know wtf this is, all of the drums are stacked kicks though, so that's fun.
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Accidental Penis
00:19
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This is stolen from some romcom my mom watched a lot called The Proposal. It is also not good.
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Snapchat Fap Trap
00:46
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This was intended as a "Hey guys, stop sending dick pics to girls you don't know" type of thing. Unsolicited dick pics are gross.
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As I started doing these "commentaries", I realized I've never seen any of the Lord of the Rings movies so I have no idea why I wrote a song about them.
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The B-52's are rad and I wanted to cover Rock Lobster for similar reasons, and the joke of a noisecore or whatever I am artist covering a new wave song.
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Crab Uncle
01:36
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This is a companion piece to Rock Lobster, it's a 'what if' of if rock lobsters took over the world or something. I wanted to be br00tal.
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This is another one where I have no idea what I was doing. I feel like I half ripped off an early Nirvana song but also I don't want to blame them for this...
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This is based on a true story. Someone in my hometown was indeed selling meth at Planet Fitness. If anyone asks, it wasn't me.
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Puddle Of Jizz
01:25
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This was my attempt to rip off a shitty metalcore breakdown but it kinda became it's own thing.
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My magnum opus. I was trying to make something incredibly heavy so I think this has like 4 layers of guitar? Something stupid like that. Also I have no idea how to solo and that's why that bass solo turned out as 'not good' as it did.
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